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cliffichael:

michael dances like a dad

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mable-stitchpunk:

1nkwrit3r:

sixthdimensiondreams:

cinnamon—ginger:

itscallednerdherding:

tantriccuddling:

thebohemiancircus:

the-fake-secret-diary:

Lorde voldemort

No we’ll never be mortals

(mortals)

I don’t run from mud bloods

muggleborns just aint for us

My fucking snake is a horcrux

Let me be your ruler (Ruler)

You can call me ‘King V’.

mable-stitchpunk:

1nkwrit3r:

sixthdimensiondreams:

cinnamon—ginger:

itscallednerdherding:

tantriccuddling:

thebohemiancircus:

the-fake-secret-diary:

Lorde voldemort

No we’ll never be mortals

(mortals)

I don’t run from mud bloods

muggleborns just aint for us

My fucking snake is a horcrux

Let me be your ruler
(Ruler)

You can call me ‘King V’.

my-winter-soldier:

the-final-companion:

high-functioning-sociopaths:

the-mushroom-hobbit:

cumberbauched:

sezzi-roo:

mcrspookedmywife:

twerkyburgers:

would you rather attend the wedding of your otp or get a copy of their sex tape?

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Tumblr: The place where all the important, thought provoking questions are asked.

is the sex tape in HD?

Can I be the priest?

there are two kinds of people

is the priest in the wedding or the sex tape?

Three kinds

could i show the sex tape at the wedding?

phan-you-not:

sexyendscreensmut:

dinofapz:

exploringwithpj:

tayszea:

welovetotry:

tayszea:

insertyoutuberquotehere:

i’m writing smut and i re-read this and realize it rhymed and laughed for like 5 years because i thought about if someone made dr. seuss smut

There was a moan and groan and lot of white goo. Young Philip said “Oh Daniel. I do love you.”

As he grabbed him below, he felt him grow thicker.
“Slower,” he said. “Or else I’ll cum quicker.”

With a shout and a scream daniel did cream all over the wooden floor spreading from window to table to door.
Philip all coated in cum said “But Daniel we are not yet done”

Daniel smirked, and young Philip blushed.He opened his mouth to speak but was immediately shushed.“Don’t speak,” he ordered and, for him, Philip did yearn.“Sit back and relax because it’s my turn.”

One Dick Two Dick Dan’s Dick Phil’s Dick, a story by the Phandom.

And then with a moan and a movement so quickDan started to ride Philip’s disco stickA shout from young Daniel told Phil he had got himHe chuckled and whispered, “And they think that I bottom”

phan-you-not:

sexyendscreensmut:

dinofapz:

exploringwithpj:

tayszea:

welovetotry:

tayszea:

insertyoutuberquotehere:

i’m writing smut and i re-read this and realize it rhymed and laughed for like 5 years because i thought about if someone made dr. seuss smut

There was a moan and groan and lot of white goo. Young Philip said “Oh Daniel. I do love you.”

As he grabbed him below, he felt him grow thicker.

“Slower,” he said. “Or else I’ll cum quicker.”

With a shout and a scream daniel did cream all over the wooden floor spreading from window to table to door.

Philip all coated in cum said “But Daniel we are not yet done”

Daniel smirked, and young Philip blushed.
He opened his mouth to speak but was immediately shushed.
“Don’t speak,” he ordered and, for him, Philip did yearn.
“Sit back and relax because it’s my turn.”

One Dick Two Dick Dan’s Dick Phil’s Dick, a story by the Phandom.

And then with a moan and a movement so quick
Dan started to ride Philip’s disco stick
A shout from young Daniel told Phil he had got him
He chuckled and whispered, “And they think that bottom”

HQ 5 Seconds Of Summer - Royal Oak, MI (Please credit me if you use!)